After our All-Volunteer Conference
in Windhoek, we were well-rested and well-fed after having stayed in a nice hotel
with delicious food, and so ready for our thrilling 23 hour bus ride to Capetown! After a day on the bus we made it, and of course our first stop was McDonalds, conveniently located about 20 feet from our hostel. We later stocked up on snacks from the incredible grocery store, because after a day
relaxing in the gardens of Capetown [I had already seen all the sites last
year] we were off in our cute little rental car, dubbed the Fruit Loop Flier! Our plan was to drive the Garden Route and the Wild Coast up
to Durban, then to Johannesburg for our flight. This trip involved
a lot
of driving, and we were working on accelerated schedule of only 10 days to travel over 2400 kilometers [South Africa is kind of massive], but we made the best of it!
 |
This was the 'map' we used the whole trip because we were too cheap to buy a real one... there was a lot of guesswork involved when determining if we were going the right way. |
 |
The Garden Route! |
Our first day we drove from
Capetown to Jeffrey’s Bay, a surfing town close to the big port city of Port
Elizabeth. It’s known for it’s Billabong stores and major surfer vibe. The
whole day we were driving the Garden Route! The forests of massive weird-looking trees straight out of a Dr. Seuss book, and the assorted plants on the side of the road,
not to mention the plains of grass and tree-covered mountains, were so
beautiful, and such an departure from the desert of Southern Namibia. Pictures really couldn't do the area justice! Once
in Jeffrey’s Bay we didn’t see much of the town, it was more a place to crash
for the night, in our not-well-protected from the cold/wind little shack of rickety bunk beds, which seemed worringly close to breaking and crashing to the ground. I made a resolution that night, that after
my travels are over in December, I will no longer pay to sleep in bunk beds.
The next day we headed off towards our destination, Coffee Bay. This place had
been majorly hyped up by Chris, who had done almost this same trip last May,
and was obsessed with Coffee Bay. Luckily it did not disappoint. The adventure
in getting there was a story in itself. In Jeffrey’s Bay we met a Canadian
family of giants [they were all over 6 feet tall], who were coming from Coffee Bay, complaining of the worst
roads they’d ever driven on, having bottomed out at parts, and having had to
get out of the car with all their luggage so the car could drive through the
mud. We scoffed at their story, thinking that they had not seen much of Africa,
how bad could it be. Turns out the road from the major highway to Coffee Bay
was fairly full of potholes, and also the standard cows and goats on the road. It
wasn’t until the very end of the drive though that we saw what they were
talking about. Once we got into Coffee Bay, which is more of a village than a
town, we were completely off any tar road situation, it was all dirt, and it
had clearly rained the night before. Chris admitted that he actually didn’t
know what we were going to do with the car, since we had to cross a river to
get to the hostel. What?!?! This aspect of Coffee Bay had definitely been left
out.
 |
Fez, whom one could call the fun czar of the hostel, took us on a hike to the edge of a cliff to get this view for sundowners. Coffee Bay is the best! |
Leaving Gio to guard the car,
Chris, Mo, Marsha and I wandered toward this little river. He wasn’t joking, we
literally had to cross a river to get to the office/main part of the hostel.
Depending on the tides, there was a path of rocks to step over to avoid splashing through the river. Building a little bridge would detract from the remote/off-the-grid feel of this place I guess? After checking in we found out that our house was actually on the side of the river with the car, so we could at least bring it to the hill where
the private houses/rooms are. We crossed back to the other side and made a
plan, because even driving that 150 feet would be difficult – it was straight
mud and puddles followed by a steep grassy hill. We unloaded the car and walked
while one person drove it up. After walking to the very top of this steep hill, we arrived at the King's House, reserved just for our little group, and we were met by one of the hostel dogs, that proceeded to stay by our side for the entirety of our time there. We named him Chicken Sam.
 |
Beach Cows, it's a thing. |
Anyway, one of the biggest impressions I had of Coffee Bay was how calm it was. Also pretty hippy. No fewer than three times were we approached by slightly sketchy people, who discreetly asked us if we wanted any nice
weed or mushrooms. My neighbor had told me how open this business was on the Wild Coast, but I was still very surprised! Our hostel, The Coffee Shack, was the best hostel I have ever stayed in! It was more
like a lodge for backpackers. When we arrived they gave us a welcome drink of
our choice, and then told us that we had arrived on the perfect day, because on
Sundays they have a free poitjie* dinner for guests. Oh, and also every night
at 6:30 they bring out a plate of oysters for people to enjoy before dinner! We
had our own kitchen so we could have cooked, but on the following nights when
they had delicious three-course dinners offered for 55 rand, who could pass
those up?! During the day they had planned activities, every night at
around 9 they got all the guests who were interested together for a round of
‘killer pool,’ and our last night everyone who wore a homemade mask to the pool game got free
punch! I can very very easily see how people would show up here and just never
leave. If we hadn’t been on a schedule, we would’ve stayed at this place for a
long time. This isn’t even mentioning the fact that we had the beach entirely
to ourselves, well, except for the cows that we shared it with. Three days was
not enough in this little slice of heaven!
After Coffee Bay we headed to
Durban, where we were supposed to stay for two days and three nights. After another
full day of driving, we reached this massive city! It was overwhelming the
amount of city lights, sprawling suburbs and highways we found when trying
to locate our hostel. Once there we realized that the only reason we were in
Durban was at the request of someone who was supposed to be on our trip but
couldn’t come last minute! We decided to stay only one day, during which we
spent the majority of our time at the mall, eating KFC, Indian food, and seeing
3-D movies – Iron Man III and The Great Gatsby! It was wonderful.
 |
The mist starting to roll over the Drakensberg Mountains |
We decided to spend our extra
day in the Northern Drakensberg Mountains, which were on the way to Jburg. It
was really cold there, obviously as it’s the mountains and it was the start of
winter, but not something that we had prepared for clothes-wise. Gio doesn’t
even own a jacket, since it's never cold in Rundu where he lives! When we
checked in at yet another lodge-esque quality hostel, Amphitheater Backpackers,
the lady told us that her feelings were hurt that we were only staying one
night. We apologized that we had to be back to work in three days, so we had a
flight to catch the next night! She proceeded to convince us that we had time to at least go on their day trip the following day, offering us a Volunteer discount, showing us a lot of beautiful pictures, and arguing that it
was kind of on the way to Johannesburg, so we couldn’t say no! That story to
come separately, because it was possibly the coolest day on the trip!
*a poitjie is a heavy black pot that looks like a
cauldron! People make stews of meat and vegetables in it, slow cooking the food, which is
then referred to as poitjie kos.